never forget FD's shitty wannabe franchise

http://otrecliner.forumotion.com/t7502-guardians-of-the-omniverse-ama

you can just tell he put so much effort into the OP only for it to get shut the fuck down after about six posts

alchemy is one of them and it is alchemy. - FD

sorcerers can make bursts of compressed air

remember remember the fifth of november

compare: LCKELEAR talking with nikinor

Saturday, February 01, 2014
2:39 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: https://i.imgur.com/nhHDWu6.png this is what happens when i try to draw
2:40 AM - Nikinor: wtf is that suppposed tob e
2:40 AM - Nikinor: is that a penis with a wig
2:40 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: a head sketch for a character im designing
2:40 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: who is a giant spider, not a penis, much to your dismay
2:42 AM - Nikinor: whats the story about
2:42 AM - Nikinor: i happen to be writing a story as well
2:43 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: its just an alias for roleplay chat rooms
2:43 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: they have a dramatic backstory being written but its not terribly relevant though it is terribly written
2:44 AM - Nikinor: would you like to hear me story
2:44 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: ok
2:45 AM - Nikinor: im tired as fuck so this is gonna be explained as fast as i can
2:45 AM - Nikinor: long ago in the beginning of sentient life in this galaxy arose the Kavians
2:46 AM - Nikinor: the kavians were 12 foot tall slow-reproductive beings who quickly assumed complete dominion over the galaxy
2:46 AM - Nikinor: they ruled for hundreds of years before the first ruling power arose to be above those others
2:47 AM - Nikinor: these who assumed this position was the Kavian Dynasty
2:47 AM - Nikinor: and with their arrival came new belief and change in the empire
2:48 AM - Nikinor: over time they became the one ruling power in the galaxy and formed it all as one united empire
2:48 AM - Nikinor: however, there was still one problem:
2:48 AM - Nikinor: the kavians were alone
2:48 AM - Nikinor: and seemingly nothing could change that
2:48 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: and then anarchy fucked shit up
2:49 AM - Nikinor: but, in the golden age of the kavians loneliness became unbearable
2:50 AM - Nikinor: and with the introduction of something that could allow space travel to the outer rim of the galaxy to happen much more easily
2:50 AM - Nikinor: there were those who set out to search for new life in the galaxy
2:51 AM - Nikinor: one in which was
2:51 AM - Nikinor: (PLACEHOLDER NAME))))))%(@%!(%(^^
2:51 AM - Nikinor: nikinoralis siliskey
2:51 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: nikinoborealis stavinshedletsky
2:51 AM - Nikinor: and, using his extensive wealth from previous.. acquantinces
2:52 AM - Nikinor: set out on a several month journey to the outer rim in secrecy
2:52 AM - Nikinor: with the most expensive pulse weapon money could buy
2:52 AM - Nikinor: and, using it
2:53 AM - Nikinor: he sent out a signal to the Andromeda galaxy, our nearest neighbor
2:53 AM - Nikinor: in hopes that one day his race would get a reply
2:53 AM - Nikinor: 2 years passed since that day and a wormhole opened near the Kavian homeworld system
2:54 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: are you going to write a prequel describing "wealth from previous acquaintances"
2:54 AM - Nikinor: repeating, in reverse, the same signal he sent out
2:54 AM - Nikinor: no
2:54 AM - Nikinor: all of this isnt even part of the actual show, it's pre-story
2:54 AM - Nikinor: but
2:55 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: hm
2:55 AM - Nikinor: after the entire kavian armada arrived at the wormhole (36,000 ships+)
2:55 AM - Nikinor: it stopped sending the signal
2:55 AM - Nikinor: and the wormhole expanded
2:56 AM - Nikinor: 2 months pass since the signal stopped, and what comes pouring out are hundreds of thousands of vessels
2:56 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: the entire armada or an entire armada? they would royally fuck up sending ALL of their ships
2:57 AM - Nikinor: within hours the Kavian armada is destroyed and within two weeks most of the Kavian empire was presumed dead
2:57 AM - Nikinor: these arriving invasive aliens, dubbed by the kavians as "makoor" seemingly killed for no reason with already highly advanced weaponry and ships
2:58 AM - Nikinor: months passed and eventually, the Kavians were pushed back to an outer rim planet known as the Bastion
2:58 AM - Nikinor: and on which, (overly simplified) they built 3 arks
2:58 AM - Nikinor: Sol, Sirius and Sevka
2:59 AM - Nikinor: on of which boarded 30 million Kavians each
2:59 AM - Nikinor: and were escorted by 2,000 ships each
2:59 AM - Nikinor: they took 4 months to complete and were 27km long
3:00 AM - Nikinor: however, when they were complete the Makoor were already at the bastion's doorstep
3:00 AM - Nikinor: and, while leaving orbit, the Sirius was destroyed almost instantly
3:01 AM - Nikinor: and while leaving the solar system the Sol went missing and the Sevka was found crash-landed today in the polar part of an inner rim planet.
3:01 AM - Nikinor: so
3:01 AM - Nikinor: kavian empire = dead
3:01 AM - Nikinor: skip 100,000 years into the future
3:01 AM - Nikinor: in 2089
3:01 AM - Nikinor: humanity is confronted by a lone alien vessel that does not respond to any hails or messages
3:02 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: and shit goes down
3:02 AM - Nikinor: and after 2 weeks of waiting the ship lurches forward and massacres 3 billion people, all of asia and below it's oceanic plate
3:03 AM - Nikinor: and as the ship was traversing over the European continental border
3:03 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: wait so was it so massive that it did this just from ramming earth or did it use a weapon of some kind
3:03 AM - Nikinor: what
3:03 AM - Nikinor: no it was a Makoor siege vessel
3:03 AM - Nikinor: 1.5 kilometers long
3:03 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: oh
3:03 AM - Nikinor: it just massacred everybody senselessly
3:03 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: right ok
3:04 AM - Nikinor: i'll get more to the massacring part later
3:04 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: you said "lurched forward" and i though you meant it just wrecked itself into shit, like wow if its that big it would just destroy the whole planet lol
3:04 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: anyway continue
3:04 AM - Nikinor: let me continue to poorly elaborate this story
3:04 AM - Nikinor: anyway
3:04 AM - Nikinor: so
3:04 AM - Nikinor: it was confronted by dozens of smaller ships
3:04 AM - Nikinor: and after hours of fighting, the ship went down
3:05 AM - Nikinor: those who "rescued" the humans, however, responded to the hails almost immediately after the battle was won
3:05 AM - Nikinor: and 2 years passed and humans established a thorough language link between the alien races
3:05 AM - Nikinor: afterwhich the humans were then accepted into the GEP (galactic establishment pact)
3:06 AM - Nikinor: and became a ruling species in the 6 nations of the galaxy
3:06 AM - Nikinor: skip forward to 2148
3:06 AM - Nikinor: after the death of her father, elizabeth wright joins the JISDM (joint interspecies defense movement)
3:07 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: jizzdum lelel jk
3:07 AM - Nikinor: in the effort to stop the Batar (augmented super-species bent on the better being of those inferior)
3:07 AM - Nikinor: aka borg
3:07 AM - Nikinor: and then the series begins
3:07 AM - Nikinor: of 1. her movement up the ranks
3:08 AM - Nikinor: and 2. her slowly and very creepily learning of the true purpose and true power of the Makoor
3:08 AM - Nikinor: and 3. pretty much learning about shit
3:08 AM - Nikinor: all leading up to her inevitable, and gruesome death
3:08 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: so you wrote all this shit up just to put the story of one lady into motion?
3:08 AM - Nikinor: nope
3:08 AM - Nikinor: because when she dies that's where season 1 or 2 ends
3:09 AM - Nikinor: and, the viewer
3:09 AM - Nikinor: doesn't even learn half of this stuff yet
3:09 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: oh
3:09 AM - Nikinor: all they know is that kavians were ruling species but one man rebelled and another dominant species killed them
3:09 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: so that was a summary of the lore and said lore is explained through season 2 i assume
3:09 AM - Nikinor: however long nikinoralis siliskey lives
3:09 AM - Nikinor: because after she dies
3:10 AM - Nikinor: the sol Sevka is penetrated and is cracked open
3:10 AM - Nikinor: to reveal 30 million dead kavians
3:10 AM - Nikinor: and 4 survivors
3:10 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: hm
3:10 AM - Nikinor: our lucky nikinoralis siliskey who murdered his entire race and is always feeling fucking guilty for it
3:10 AM - Nikinor: a kavian war general
3:10 AM - Nikinor: a scientist
3:11 AM - Nikinor: and a businessman
3:11 AM - Nikinor: and pretty much the first few episodes are them setting out in a life preservation ship docked to the ark to reunite with their race
3:11 AM - Nikinor: or that's what they thik
3:11 AM - Nikinor: think
3:12 AM - Nikinor: and really what they're confronted with is the return of the Makoor and it's up to them to help the cause and come up with a way to destroy them
3:12 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: first season is about a human lady moving up in ranks and the second season is about four far away aliens trying to fix shit but failing to do so
3:12 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: interesting turn of setting and tone
3:13 AM - Nikinor: they are linked
3:13 AM - Nikinor: because
3:13 AM - Nikinor: 1. elizabeth didn't die for nothing
3:13 AM - Nikinor: she learned a substantial amount about the makoor and that's probably the reason the makoor killed her so early
3:13 AM - Nikinor: and yes
3:13 AM - Nikinor: she was killed by a makoor ship
3:14 AM - Nikinor: on the planet Enigma (an artificial planet created by the Kavians in an effort to cage the Makoor)
3:14 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: the concept of an artificial planet is radical
3:14 AM - Nikinor: not so much as a planet
3:14 AM - Nikinor: it's
3:14 AM - Nikinor: probably the size of pluto
3:14 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: space colony?
3:14 AM - Nikinor: i haven't decided it's size but it's going to be small
3:15 AM - Nikinor: but
3:15 AM - Nikinor: it was built by a solemn few kavians who believed that eradication of the makoor wasen't necessary and that they could be caged
3:15 AM - Nikinor: that was before the huge flood through the wormhole
3:15 AM - Nikinor: and the extinction of the species
3:15 AM - Nikinor: but
3:16 AM - Nikinor: pretty much elizabeth and nikinoralis are linked in a lot more ways than is blatantly obvious
3:16 AM - Nikinor: in this story NOTHING is simple
3:16 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: so ive seen
3:16 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: so ive seen
3:16 AM - Nikinor: but
3:16 AM - Nikinor: butubtubutbutbutub
3:17 AM - Nikinor: pretty much elizabeth dies on an artificial planet called Enigma
3:17 AM - Nikinor: which is a rogue planet that is re-entering the galaxy since it's absence since.. well the fucking kavian era
3:17 AM - Nikinor: and it's covered in highly light-sensitive volatile material
3:17 AM - Nikinor: and the second it comes within light's distance of a star
3:18 AM - Nikinor: the whole planet goes kablewy
3:19 AM - Nikinor: so every single nation is directing all of their resources to find out what the fuck the planet is, why it's covered in volatile material, why it's hollow, what's inside of it, and why it's in such a peculiar orbital trajectory
3:19 AM - Nikinor: which all leads up to them finding out the hard way that it's pretty much filled with makoor to the brim, is a host beacon for the entire fucking makoor race
3:19 AM - Nikinor: and so begins the ondarian conflicts
3:19 AM - Nikinor: and so begins the ondarian conflicts
3:20 AM - Nikinor: which are a big war between the 6 races and the poor few kavians against the most powerful threat the galaxy has ever known
3:21 AM - Nikinor: and that's where season 2 to wherever it goes to begins
3:21 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: hm
3:22 AM - Nikinor: its honestly
3:22 AM - Nikinor: a lot more complicated than just that but
3:22 AM - Nikinor: im tired as fuck right not
3:22 AM - Nikinor: now
3:22 AM - Nikinor: and ill explain the rest tomorrow probably
3:22 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: cant wait
3:23 AM - Nikinor: all you need to know for now is that the makoor are a psychopathic creepy ass race who massacre for no reason and use terror weapons like we use assault rifles
3:23 AM - Hairdresser Octopus: ok
3:24 AM - Nikinor: https://i.imgur.com/LFXXkoY.png
3:24 AM - Nikinor: theres a doc i wrote on it

fucking incredible idea only thing missing is niggermancy

that young feel when FD tried to make a language and fucked up hard

-le fanny refrances to intranat culture and other things, such as iru/yru/erou being the inquisitive form of "you are", derived from 'y r u' and ithkuil being a word for rubbish (in that constructed language Oumpeá äx’ääļuktëx means something about rugged mountain range trails, it's ridiculously hard to pronounce and short like that)
-how inflected is it? what cases, moods etc does it have? what are the endings and changes for these? note, don't have too many because spanish's 32 cases and moods are super homo, latin has about 8 and it's actually a great language
-loanwords from east asia (complicated plot bullshit that's not as gay as it sounds, after all this is for my dumb tv show thing)
-for the love of jesus christ no asian writing systems though those are retarded as hell, like ammy mentioned that one time with the you don't learn how to read or write in japan until high school, probably latin or maybe cyrillic or bicompatability but also for plot reasons the language does not have a writing system at the beginning of the story for lack of need
-absolutely no gay grammar bullshit like i before e except after c, only if a word would be really awkward without them
-how to handle tricky consonants like 'v' and vowels. I'm going to give them each multiple pronunciations and make sure that the language is so that two words aren't too similar and all that. 'v' can be 'ff' or 'uu', etc. this is to make it easier for people to pronounce and still be right, also allowing words to flow more freely

anything else? if you feel like something isn't realistic or going to work feel free to swear at me

edit: and no i won't just up and forget about it i've been thinking about this for two years

well id look into it if it ever materialized
(am i allowed here
before oaky gets on to me for using "proxies" im on my phone)

I'm going to give up the no caps thing for this post because autocorrect is dumb
Why do you feel the need to constantly shit on anyone you don't like
Directed at the whole forum sortanotreally but especially at rt
I can see how something like this wouldn't appeal to everyone but it's an idea in progress and it'll probably get better and develop more numero uno. II mean it's like you're not even trying any more, call people gay and say they like diaper vore or whatever but making fun of people's creativity isn't hurtful, its really just sad. "Buhhhh I don't like this person so I'm going to call them fat and gay and some slurs and oh yeah can't forget to insult their macaroni and cheese recipe that'll teach them to be disliked by me". It's like you're running out of material and its time you lay it to rest. Both the fd thing and the witch hunts in general
You also included one of my ideas. I don't get the problem with writers giving people a preview of what they're working on? So what if they're pretentious. Literally every famous novelist was pretentious. Sorry you have no aspirations in life other than making money I guess. It's super creepy how you save chat logs that don't involve you or otx at all by the way
The idea I told lcke about has transformed dramatically since then and I'm quite proud of it. What are you proud of, rt? Your latest self insert pony fic? Believe it or not it's called a draft. Make fun of it when it's for sale
Word reached me rt framed fd for cybercrime on tumblr and kiwifarms? Not cool and you need to leave him alone, he could get in trouble for that shit and don't tell me that dox was just public information because there was obvious malicious intent there and that's good enough for the law. I think you need to get in trouble, maybe it'll get you thinking about how you use the internet and yknow stop being suchhhhh a cunt holy shit. I have more bones to pick with you and like 40% of them have to do with fd but I'm not the person to argue about that kind of thing because I'm not fd, I only brought up kiwifarms because I wanted to see if this board knew that rt was committing crimes and framing it on people
Word on steam is that fd is making a gran exposé on you bro, prepare for the storm (I'm actually not sure what said exposé will even be about or how much it will cover because it's apparently an explanation of how he didn't dox a bunch of kiwis and you did but just unveiling that would involve bringing up all the other times he framed you and all the other times you fucked with him. Like blaming the Skype chat thing on him and reviving otrepository with him and getting him kicked out of bathhouse. You are such a diiiiick holy shit)
He's actually a pretty nice kid and I couldn't imagine him hurting a fly. If you actually got to know him instead of antagonizing him as soon as you had consistent internet access again maybe you would agree. Maybe the Skype scandal wouldn't have happened. Maybe ammy wouldn't have gotten pissed off and left. Is the post-post-post-irony overwhelming sometimes? Does he not listen to people sometimes? Is he argumentative and confrontative sometimes? Is he "autistic"? Can he have trouble taking a hint? Yes. But I don't hate him with all the fury in my ass just because he's pissed me off before
I don't understand this lolcow concept man. If they're leaving people alone ya leavum alone (taking down his wiki page and attempting to get his side of the story out doesn't count as not leaving you alone). There's nothing you can say or he can do to justify how you've treated and continue to treat him.

And also fuck you my idea is good and I don't need ponyfag and Warcraft animator and the genius behind gay robots making fun of it

And I'm not asking you to be friends with anybody or like anybody

the fuck

niggynor wrote:I'm going to give up the no caps thing for this post because autocorrect is dumb
Why do you feel the need to constantly shit on anyone you don't like
Directed at the whole forum sortanotreally but especially at rt
I can see how something like this wouldn't appeal to everyone but it's an idea in progress and it'll probably get better and develop more numero uno. II mean it's like you're not even trying any more, call people gay and say they like diaper vore or whatever but making fun of people's creativity isn't hurtful, its really just sad. "Buhhhh I don't like this person so I'm going to call them fat and gay and some slurs and oh yeah can't forget to insult their macaroni and cheese recipe that'll teach them to be disliked by me". It's like you're running out of material and its time you lay it to rest. Both the fd thing and the witch hunts in general
You also included one of my ideas. I don't get the problem with writers giving people a preview of what they're working on? So what if they're pretentious. Literally every famous novelist was pretentious. Sorry you have no aspirations in life other than making money I guess. It's super creepy how you save chat logs that don't involve you or otx at all by the way
The idea I told lcke about has transformed dramatically since then and I'm quite proud of it. What are you proud of, rt? Your latest self insert pony fic? Believe it or not it's called a draft. Make fun of it when it's for sale
Word reached me rt framed fd for cybercrime on tumblr and kiwifarms? Not cool and you need to leave him alone, he could get in trouble for that shit and don't tell me that dox was just public information because there was obvious malicious intent there and that's good enough for the law. I think you need to get in trouble, maybe it'll get you thinking about how you use the internet and yknow stop being suchhhhh a cunt holy shit. I have more bones to pick with you and like 40% of them have to do with fd but I'm not the person to argue about that kind of thing because I'm not fd, I only brought up kiwifarms because I wanted to see if this board knew that rt was committing crimes and framing it on people
Word on steam is that fd is making a gran exposé on you bro, prepare for the storm (I'm actually not sure what said exposé will even be about or how much it will cover because it's apparently an explanation of how he didn't dox a bunch of kiwis and you did but just unveiling that would involve bringing up all the other times he framed you and all the other times you fucked with him. Like blaming the Skype chat thing on him and reviving otrepository with him and getting him kicked out of bathhouse. You are such a diiiiick holy shit)
He's actually a pretty nice kid and I couldn't imagine him hurting a fly. If you actually got to know him instead of antagonizing him as soon as you had consistent internet access again maybe you would agree. Maybe the Skype scandal wouldn't have happened. Maybe ammy wouldn't have gotten pissed off and left. Is the post-post-post-irony overwhelming sometimes? Does he not listen to people sometimes? Is he argumentative and confrontative sometimes? Is he "autistic"? Can he have trouble taking a hint? Yes. But I don't hate him with all the fury in my ass just because he's pissed me off before
I don't understand this lolcow concept man. If they're leaving people alone ya leavum alone (taking down his wiki page and attempting to get his side of the story out doesn't count as not leaving you alone). There's nothing you can say or he can do to justify how you've treated and continue to treat him.

nigga you fucking dumb if you actually expect me to believe that you're anybody BUT FD with how autistically written this is and the nonsensically butthurt focus on righting all of history's wrongs when it's pretty fukken obvious that anybody with half a fucking brain can realize that FD did all those things, and we have proof that he did.

'Word on steam is that fd is making a gran exposé on you bro, prepare for the storm"

this is gonna be a new quote its too fuckin good

i hope FD enjoys trying to bend reality with that narrative cuz he's gonna need it if he wants to expose me for shit we all know that he did!

oaky wrote:'Word on steam is that fd is making a gran exposé on you bro, prepare for the storm"

this is gonna be a new quote its too fuckin good

this tops "take this down or youre next, buttboy"

can somebody please summarize what fd said please its pretty much impossible to read fd's signature salty text walls

what does he mean by "word on steam"

word on steam means that FD is too much of a pussy bitch to try and make shit up to my face as usual so he has to do it on the downlow because if he doesn't it'll get fucking destroyed

whats fd's steam

ima add him

dont even bother

why

doesn't he like to bitch to people on it all the time

i know dogman has him added

he bitches so much that its annoying not even funny