bodily harm the second

muffin man wrote:does it hurt

i rubbed some alcohol in it and it hurt for a while but now its fine

oh well yeah alcohol stings like a bitch

my thumb is still a raw mess but it looks considerably better

my lips are self immolating

I got hit in the head with a basketball twice this week, I'm surprised my glasses didn't brake

also this didn't happen to me, but some kid was chasing after a ball in gym, caught it, and then got tackled down to the floor by some big black kid. He started walking outside so everyone went to follow him and we found him spitting out globs of blood and mucus.

He was alright by the time we told the teacher though

PRETTY SURE THAT SPITTING UP MUCUS AND BLOOD IS NOT A GOOD THING

i remember back in the 7th grade my stomach started hurting like hell so i asked the teacher if i could go to the bathroom and the dude prolly saw it on my face and he let me go

i threw up nothng but spit in the toilet. like imagine throwing up, but its spit. after that i felt great.

i ripped open my hand on a cup holder the other day and now there's a small valley on the top of my hand

rt how does that even fucking work?

why do you keep getting injured rt

it's one of those shitty old car cup holders that's made of jagged plastic and isn't depressed like most cup holders

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:rt how does that even fucking work?

The cup holder was for reinforced cups

see my last post

read the description to found out more!

it's basically a long red scratch

dogmans dual citenzenship ;____;

dogman is so bi in everything that he's probably a tranny

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:dogmans dual citenzenship ;____;

dual forum citizenship is the best kind of citizenship

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woke up feeling like SHIT my throat hurts

belts suck dick

those belts that have the circle hook thing gives you tons of swaggity

what do you have against belts rt

they like to dig in to my waist and just in general fuck shit up

cuz u fat nigga