an official petition to rtcity

Dirt road
A cold beer
A blue jeans
Red pickup
Rural noun, simple adjective
And then when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this

yeah no kidding it's legitimately one of the worst songs i've heard

YEAHH I LOVE MY PICK-UP TRUCK [FORCED RHYME] MY GIRL LEFT ME BUT I GOT MY COLD BEER SO EVERYTHINGS ENTIRELY FINE

^ every country song

that was my fuckin joke

room wrote:YEAHH I LOVE MY PICK-UP TRUCK [FORCED RHYME] MY GIRL LEFT ME BUT I GOT MY COLD BEER SO EVERYTHINGS ENTIRELY FINE

^ every country song

no you left out the other half which is "gawd bless gunz"

schouljyurzsch

no it aint

uh yeah i'm pretty sure there are tons of country songs about schouljyursch and wibrulsch

stop talkin like rt speak english boy
ive lived around country music all my life and ive never heard a cuntry song specifically about guns. this including pandering country that isn't country

so do i man i live in san antonio and used to live damn near louisiana, 'course i never intentionally listened to the stuff

my most recent experience with country is The Country Network. if you're right tell 'em to put on some real tunes but all they ever put on is shit about traditional marriage and god bless this country

country is fuckin dead lol

how so? shit dead or dead dead?

real country music is a thing of the past

Brewmaster Mac wrote:real country music is a thing of the past

true ive heard some old stuff and compared to that the new stuff is all pop-y garbage

fuckin right

Brewmaster Mac wrote:stop talkin like rt speak english boy
ive lived around country music all my life and ive never heard a cuntry song specifically about guns. this including pandering country that isn't country

give me back my bullets

thats rock n roll bj

Brewmaster Mac wrote:thats rock n roll bj

southern rock

thats what they call my dingus

the lyrics have a country feel to them