Did you know Albert Einstein had an evil twin brother????

Know as Alfredo Eimsteib

- Graduated from DeVry University at age 6
- When he was 13 years old, he ate an entire calculus textbook
- Learned how to play the saxophone at 62
- Governor of Utah from 1910-1936
- Invented the pina colada
- Calculated that it would take 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000 firefighters to extinguish the Sun
- Hid his brothers Nobel Prize in a pickle jar so he could never find it
- Once changed the value of pi to 5.18 in 1929 to try to destroy physics
- Ate nothing but horse meat and butterflies
- Worked on the speed of darkness
- Once said "Science is a mistake"

did u no einstenio didnt learn to tie his shoes until he was THIRTY SIX YEARS OLD AND he dropped out of the 3rd grade? which means me dropping out of high school because im a lazy sack of shit will definitely lead me to success!!!!!!!!

this is such a shitpost it almost stops being a shitpost because its so bad

this guy is actually legit

so joke's on you and the op

albert einstein was a cracker

alberto winestine had autis,???