math jokes

a russian mathematician takes a job at harvard. in addition to doing research he is assigned to teach freshman calculus. the mathematician goes to the department head the weekend before classes start and asks, what should I cover in the course? oh, not too much, the department head replies, start off with sequences and limits, talk about different forms of continuity, move on to integration and maybe some material on series. after the first day of class, the department head meets with the mathematician again and asks how it went. great, great! the mathematician replies. but now tell me, what do we cover on the second day of class?

op doesnt even start with the most integral math jokes known to man really pushing the limit

if op were funny she would send me to the l'hopital

whats 9 + 10?

pachansky mathematic ss

too bad i didn't take math 32