OTTHUNDERDOME ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON EXPERIENCE

THE WORST RIDE IN THE COUNTRY (DERPIN DEREK: THE EXPERIENCE, formerly "Sex with Tomoko") IS THE MOST POPULAR (besides our other ride "Thunderboats" which will be featured at a later date)




THIS IS AS HIGH AS IT GOES

jesus i need to play that sometime

INTRODUCING THE GOLDSTEIN AND BEEJUAY'S BIG BLASTER:
(you can pretty much guess what symbolizes what)





the goldstein with that young 4.20 excitement awwwwww yeaaaaaaaa



THE GOLDSTEIN IS INSTANTLY POPULAR

So litter was a really bad problem so we had to summon our Handymen
But wait, where is Jose, our lawn mower?

why is he mowing grass half a mile away from the park

gabl-ta [ɜɔʋɂ-ɾɔ] wrote:why is he mowing grass half a mile away from the park

we're just as clueless as you man

this whole thread makes me giggle

roomo wrote:this whole thread makes me giggle

giggling is for sissies

this is the best thread in video games

this is the only thread in video games

here's when we reached our goal



and we finally got enough money to make an insane rollercoaster (and a small glimpse of the "secret bathroom" that you can pay $1 to get into. All the other bathrooms are free... but people still paid to use this one)

Spoiler:

where's ammys train of anarcho primitivism communism

ammy is a muslim now

i did make an amsk8r ride

there's also a few other ones i didnt get

bagel wrote:i did make an amsk8r ride

it should just be a straight track that terminates into a body of water

Feel true american spirit on Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo's Ride of American Liberation, right next to our japanese parking lot of western customs



Take a ride on the dollar straight through Wall Street in Goldstein's Shekel Boat Ride. Maybe dive up and down on Beejuay's Jewish Insertion, and get some money from our assorted Shekel Stations while you're at it. Beware, you wouldn't want to be caught in tomoko's own river of shitposts!

COMING SOON: RTcity's tower of pizza boxes with accompanying mozzarella stick restaurant and swiveling autism chairs

fucking incredible

IT RETURNS



BJ's burger shack all the way to the left

im betting that hes only grilling up those kosher meats

otthunderpark being worked on by epoch and i

INTRODUCING KIPKAY'S SMOOTH CLEAN SHAVE

oaky wrote:INTRODUCING KIPKAY'S SMOOTH CLEAN SHAVE

with a max speed of 539 mph and more g-fueled thrills than you can handle.

conveniently located next to BEEJAUY'S "THE HARDEST RIDE", the most exciting 600ft you'll ever ascend at a smooth 220 mph.