"an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
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"an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by muhhranda June 4th 2015, 3:56 pm
Domo arigato to mister ro-rappo
You've achieved the feat of having less shame than a trap hoe
Ya'll have made some of the worst lyrics seen by man
I think I just found the missing link between apes and my back hand
Just rhymed "nigga" with "nigga" and you think you severe
Pull the trigger on your "game-changing rap career"
before nine months comes and you mistake your mixtape for illmatic
Holiday inn's got some coat-hangers, unplanned parenthood is tragic
Speaking of accidents, your fake ass record deals won't help you to cope
that there's no hope for you ever getting signed to Interscope
Now you're testing fate
You've just made a bigger mistake than giving Kid Hitler an easy bake
Having a candlelit dinner with devil ain't a date, it's just rape
The kind that when you knock on the door, you hear "Hi, I'm Chris Hanson"
I take you vocabulary hostage and you're too broke to pay the ransom
Now put your hands up son, while I read your miranda rights for my own sanity
This is your sixteenth offense of rhymes against humanity
You're getting time with tyrone in double digits
My tip for is when you're in the communal shower, you best not fidget
I think your akin to masturbate
Because you're the master at bating yourself into situations you're gonna hate
Now, I know you little kids will never accept defeat
But before you feast, I brought some halal meat for you to eat
You'll scream "allahu akbar" when i pull my pork out
At least you can't ask me "where's the beef"?
I'll leave you fully-bodied like an aged bottle of wine
Harder gay than chardonnay, but either way your soul's ready to dine
You've achieved the feat of having less shame than a trap hoe
Ya'll have made some of the worst lyrics seen by man
I think I just found the missing link between apes and my back hand
Just rhymed "nigga" with "nigga" and you think you severe
Pull the trigger on your "game-changing rap career"
before nine months comes and you mistake your mixtape for illmatic
Holiday inn's got some coat-hangers, unplanned parenthood is tragic
Speaking of accidents, your fake ass record deals won't help you to cope
that there's no hope for you ever getting signed to Interscope
Now you're testing fate
You've just made a bigger mistake than giving Kid Hitler an easy bake
Having a candlelit dinner with devil ain't a date, it's just rape
The kind that when you knock on the door, you hear "Hi, I'm Chris Hanson"
I take you vocabulary hostage and you're too broke to pay the ransom
Now put your hands up son, while I read your miranda rights for my own sanity
This is your sixteenth offense of rhymes against humanity
You're getting time with tyrone in double digits
My tip for is when you're in the communal shower, you best not fidget
I think your akin to masturbate
Because you're the master at bating yourself into situations you're gonna hate
Now, I know you little kids will never accept defeat
But before you feast, I brought some halal meat for you to eat
You'll scream "allahu akbar" when i pull my pork out
At least you can't ask me "where's the beef"?
I'll leave you fully-bodied like an aged bottle of wine
Harder gay than chardonnay, but either way your soul's ready to dine
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by Ugly June 4th 2015, 4:00 pm
rtcity wont stand to the challenge cause hes too much of a pussy bitch playing with his pony toys
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by alyaza June 4th 2015, 4:46 pm
i don't do rap battles because i dont give a shit and dont try to pretend that i can actually rap like the OP does
sorry
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by Ugly June 4th 2015, 5:09 pm
its cause youre a scared bitch who cant rap so he has to back off too scared to get roasted
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by him June 4th 2015, 5:14 pm
BULLSHIT RTCITY didnt you fucking make a rap before?
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by alyaza June 4th 2015, 5:16 pm
i made the world's whitest rap in the form of the saga of flammy deeBarbecue Obama wrote:BULLSHIT RTCITY didnt you fucking make a rap before?
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by alyaza June 4th 2015, 5:16 pm
it is that thread which ensured that i would not do any more rap because fuck that
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by alyaza June 4th 2015, 9:10 pm
this is literally the worst thing put to word
- FUCKING TERRIBLE HOLY SHIT:
- THE SAGA OF FLAMINGDINNER
(as told in the form of a Thunderdumb poetry slam!!!)
NARRATOR:
Ey, nerds listen up, it's time for OTx history
Gonna tell you all 'bout the story of one Flammy Dee
The baddest bitch to ever rock the 'Dome
and the only place that he can possibly call "Home"
FLAMINGDINNER:
YO NIGGESTS LISTEN UP IT'S FLAMINGDINNER IN THE THREAD
BETTER LISTEN TO ME, OR I'LL MAKE YOUR FORUM DEAD
TELL ME WHERE RTCITY IS OR YOU GET THE SPAM
FROM THE UN-HOLY MIGHT OF ME -- THE FLAM
EPOCH:
OKAY, HOLD THE PHONE HERE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
OH, SOME BITCH FROM ROT -- THAT'S WHO.
BET YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
WELL, YOU PICKED THE WRONG FUCKING FORUM TO FIGHT.
YOU SUCK COCKS MAN, LIKE SERIOUSLY, COME ON
WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER TO FUCKING LOG ON?
"LOL I'M GONNA SPAM YOU GUYS" GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
I'VE HEARD BETTER THREATS FROM A FUCKING RAKE.
FLAMINGDINNER:
I'M FUCKING ASEXUAL YOU LITTLE BITCH
DON'T HATE, ALL YOU ARE IS A LITTLE WITCH ;)
NOW TELL ME WHERE RTCITY IS THOUGH, SERIOUSLY
I'M NOT KIDDING FUCKERS, I'LL GIVE YOUR FORUM THE DEE
EPOCH:
XD I'M ASEXUAL GUYS I SPAM SHIT LOL
DO YOU BY CHANCE TAKE PRIDE IN BEING A "MASTUR TROLL?"
"SUPER EPIC TROLD GUYS," SERIOUSLY?
ARE YOU HONEST TO GOD FUCKING JOKING ME?
AMSK8R:
SO WHO'S THIS FAGGOT HERE?
EPOCH:
IT'S SOME GUY FROM ROT
HE THINKS HE'S A SUPER EPIK TROLL BECAUSE "ASEXUAL XD"
OAKY:
LOOK AT THIS TUBMLR TIER FAG TRYING TO BE SO COOL
YOU CAN'T SCARE THE FUCKING SQUAD, DON'T BE A TOOL
AMSK8R:
"FLAMINGDINNER" OH GOD I REMEMBER YOU NOW
EPIKTROLL FROM 2010, FUCKING WOW
FLAMINGDINNER:
YEAH WHAT UP, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT SHIT.
MAYBE I SHOULD THOUGH CONSIDERING HOW CRIT-
ICAL (YES I DID THAT, I DO WHAT THE FUCK I PLEASE)
THAT SHIT WAS IN RUINING OT WITH EASE
(OH BY THE WAY, I MADE A VIDEO ABOUT RT
PLEASE TAKE IT JUST A TINY BIT SERIOUSLY!!
ALSO, SOME PONY!)
AMSK8R:
THIS KID HAS TO BE RETARDED -- OR PRETENDING TO BE
FLAMINGDINNER:
NO I'M NOT, HONESTLY!
EPOCH:
OH NO, YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT
EVEN THOUGH YOU JUST THREATENED -- AND LET THIS NOT BE FORGOT --
TO SPAM THE FORUM, JUST BECAUSE OF RTCITY
AND US NOT TELLING YOU WHERE HE IS BECAUSE YOU EPITOMIZE FAGGOTRY
OAKY:
OH YEAH, AND DID WE MENTION YOUR VIDEO IS SHIT?
ALSO HAHA PONIES, PLEASE KINDLY GET HIT.
FLAMINGDINNER2:
OH WHY THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING SO KIND
THUNDERDOME UBER ALLES, SO FAR AHEAD OF ITS TIME!!!
END OF PART 0 OF HOWEVER FUCKING MANY PARTS THIS BULLSHIT TAKES
PART ONE: FLAMINGDINNER VERSUS THE WORLD
Narrator:
So as you may know, FD got kicked the fuck out
but oh, suddenly he's back, and he's ready to pout.
So give it up now for another FD alt
and, also while you're at it, prepare for lots of salt.
FLAMINGDINNER #WTFWOATP:
ALRIGHT BITCHES, BACK AGAIN
THOUGHT YOUR FUCKING BANS COULD STOP ME LOL, BUT OH, THEN
I CAME BACK WITH A PROXY. MAYBE TWO.
CHECKMATE NIGGESTS, WHAT'CHU GON' DO?
EPOCH:
REALLY, MOTHER FUCKER? YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE?
ARE YOU COMPLETELY BLIND TO THE FUCKING SCORE?
IT'S LIKE 100,000 - 0, BITCH -- NOT IN FAVOR OF YOU,
SO MAYBE IT SHOULD BE US ASKING, "WHAT'CHU GON' DO?"
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A SIX-YEAR OLD FIGHT A SERIAL KILLER.
EXCEPT EVEN THAT MIGHT BE A PROMISING THRILLER --
YOU'RE FUCKING BORING, YOU'RE LAME AS SHIT
YOU CAN DISH IT OUT -- BUT LIKE HELL YOU CAN TAKE IT.
AND REALLY, I THINK IT'S EASIER TO JUST GO AND SAY,
FUCK YOU, LOSER -- BANNED -- HAVE A NICE DAY.
OH, AND IF YOU'LL LET ME BE BLUNT,
YOU'RE STILL THE DEFINITION OF A 'FUCKING CUNT.'
SO HA FUCK YOU.
INCOMING DAMAGE CONTROL, ~~~OOOH.
FLAMINGDINNER #WTF:
EYYY BITCH WHAT'D I TELL YOU BOUT 'HATIN ME?
THINK YOU'RE SO COOL FOR BEING A TROLL, BB? ;)
YEAH, WELL YOU'RE AN ASS, THAT'S WHAT I SAY
NOW FUCK OFF AND STOP MOCKING MY ASEXUALIT-AY!!
AMSK8R:
AWWW LOOK AT THAT IS LITTLE FLAMMY UPSET
COME THE FUCK ON KID, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A THREAT
FLAMINGDINNER #WTF:
ACTUALLY BITCH I AM, YOU'LL SEE
THUNDERDOME, FUCK YOU, I'LL BE BACK TO DESTROY YOU --
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!
END OF PART ONE
PART TWO: THE RETURN OF FLAMINGDINNER
Narrator: And for months and months, Thunderdome continued on.
Things weren't as bad now that Flamingdinner was gone.
But like all great things, last it did not.
And before long, the FD menace would again be fought.
This is the second era of the Flammy Dee,
his return and his downfall, and his infinite glory,
and what his trial and tribulations would reveal throughout;
that is -- Flamingdinner was a faggot, and a loser, NO DOUBT.
AMSK8R:
OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A MAGNIFICENT SIGHT
NO LONGER IS THERE ANY FLAMINGDINNER PLIGHT.
LOL, BET THE MOTHERFUCKER IS OFF IN ROT
SHITTING IT UP WITH HIS "LE QUALITEE"
--OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS NOW?
BITCH IS BACK, SHITTING UP OTREV SOMEHOW.
HOW THE FUCK ISN'T HE BANNED YET? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
IS CARL THIS RETARDED? FUCKING NON.
OH YEAH, AND I'M A FUCKING CANADIAN, SAYING NON IS OKAY
WE'RE FUCKING REQUIRED TO LEARN SOME FRENCH MIGHT AS WELL USE IT IN SOME WAY.
OH YEAH, AND FD'S BACK, OH JOY OH GOLLEE.
FUCK THIS, I'M NOT BANNING HIM. I'M TOO LAZY.
BESIDES, HE HAS POTENTIAL, AND HE'S NOT A TOTAL BITCH.
AT LEAST I HOPE HE'S NOT -- THEN THIS CAN GO WITHOUT A HITCH.
EL CHICO GUAPO:
MOTHERFUCKERS I RETURN -- I'M BACK FROM THE DEADZ
GOING TO POST SOME QUALITY ON ALL THEM THUNDERDOME THREADS
FLAMINGDINNER UBER ALLES, FLAMINGDINNER ABOVE ALL
TIME TO MAKE THIS QUALITY AND OTTHUNDERDOME FALL
AMSK8R:
YEAH MAN, YOU DO THAT, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
SERIOUSLY, WE'RE ALL MORE LIKELY TO SPONTANEOUSLY QUIT.
ECG:
FUCK OFF AMSK8R, I'M POSTING MY MEMES
AND SOONER RATHER THAN LATER WE'LL SAY "THUNDERDOME GLEEMS"
GLEEMS WITH MEMES OF COURSE, AND WORTHLESS SHIT
BECAUSE I'M FLAMINGDINNER, AND I DON'T FUCKING QUIT
AMSK8R:
OKAY BRO, WHATEVER, FUCKING NOBODY CARES.
BY THE WAY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "I LOVE TO FUCK MARES"
OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU SAY -- SINCE YOU'RE A FURRY NOW.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYCASE, JUST STOP POSTING IT, WOW.
ECG:
LIES, SLANDEROUS LIES, BITCH, I'M NOT A FUCKIN' FUR
SERIOUSLY, WHO'D YOU HEAR THAT ONE FROM, MCSKIDDLY DURR?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT, YOU FUCKING BITCH
I'M NOT A FUR, I'M NOT A TROLL, I'M NOT A WITCH.
EPOCH:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, JUST... FUCKING WOW.
WE LET YOU BACK BECAUSE WE DON'T CARE AND YOU FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW.
THAT'S GOTTA BE A RECORD, IN SOME KIND OF WAY.
BUT ANYWAYS, FUCK OFF, NO EL CHICO TODAY.
OR TOMORROW AT LEAST, PLEASE, BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
SERIOUSLY, I HOPE WE BAN YOU -- I REALLY HOPE WE DO.
I MEAN, YOU JUST POST GAY SHIT MAN, YOU DON'T EVEN TRY
HELL, WHEN WE TELL YOU TO SHUT UP I BET YOU FUCKING CRY!
ECG:
JAJAJAJAJA GET A LOAD OF THIS FAG
EPOCH YOU'RE A BULLY GET THE FUCK OUT, HAG
I THINK YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE COMMAN'S
FROM YOU STUPID CANCEROUS AUTIST... UH... UH... WOMANS!!!
EPOCH:
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO RAP?
LIKE, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST, THAT IS NOTHING BUT CRAP.
CORNDOG KING WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM JUST READING THIS ALONE
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THAT IS AN INSULT TO HIS THRONE.
NOW TELL ME AGAIN FD, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BANNED?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU LE MANIPULATE THE K-K-KOMMAND???
OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING HIERARCHY YOU CLAIM?
OR, FUCKING HELL, MAYBE YOUR ABILITY TO MAIM?
I MEAN FUCKING HELL MAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE A REASON.
BUT LET ME GUESS, YOU SAYING IT WOULD PROBABLY BE TREASON.
YEAH, WHATEVER FUCK YOU, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
JUST REMEMBER THE GOLDEN RULE: DO THAT YOU GET HIT.
ECG:
LOL WAT
EPOCH:
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
AMSK8R:
WELP BYE FAGGOT YOU WON'T BE MISSED
CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE 'CANCEROUSLY' DISSED
OH, SNAP.
THAT'S A WRAP.
END OF PART II ACT I
PART II ACT II: FLAMINGDINNER AND THE THUNDERDUMB BONFIRE
Narrator:Well as you can imagine, FD came back.
Again, and again, actually, like some sort of attack.
Not to imply, of course, that he was a threat.
Because truthfully, he was more like a puppy set.
Now if you'll excuse that unbelievably cheesy rhyme,
I believe it is now Flamingdinner time.
FLAMINGDINNER:
BACK ONCE AGAIN, GETTING TIRED OF ME?
AMSK8R:
UH NO, DUDE, NOT PARTICULARLY.
FLAMINGDINNER:
TOO BAD BITCH, I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
THIS IS THE ERA OF THUNDERDOME'S END.
EPOCH:
WOW MAN, SO COOL, WE TOTALLY CARE.
YOU'RE LIKE A B-GRADE MOVIE -- QUALITY IS RARE.
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT ALL YOUR PLANS ARE STOCK.
AND HAVE AS MUCH INTELLIGENCE AS A FUCKING JOCK.
FLAMINGDINNER:
LOL YOU STILL MAD BRAH WINKY FACE
OTTHUNDERDOME IS SUCH A BOOTYBOTHERED PLACE
OAKY:
THUS SPOKE THE FAGGOT, WHO WANTS TO MOVE TO SKYPE
BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW: SKYPE IS SO RIPE --
RIPE WITH QUALITY DISCUSSION, LIKE THE ETERNAL CHAT
OH, WAIT NO IT'S NOT -- FUCK NO TO THAT.
FLAMINGDINNER:
BUT SKYPE IS GREAT, I MEAN JUST THINK OF IT ALL
JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH THE QUALITY WILL FALL!
AMSK8R:
HAHA NO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING A MASSIVE QUEER?
FLAMINGDINNER:
BUT GUYS I WAS JOKING IT WAS ALL A RUSE!!!!
HONESTLY I WAS OUT ON A CARRIBEAN CRUISE!!!!
RTCITY:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK FD
GET THE HELL OUT OF OTTD ALREADY
FLAMINGDINNER:
MAD MAD MAD MAD LOL MAD LOL
ALSO YOU'RE A BULLY AND A STUPID TROLL ;)
AMSK8R:
ABSOLUTELY BRAH, WE ARE BULLIES AND TROLLS
EVEN THOUGH YOU INSTIGATE EVERY TIME, LOL
FLAMINGDINNER:
I DON'T INSTIGATE, FUCK YOUR SHIT
NOW STOP BEING A BULLY, SERIOUSLY QUIT!!!!!
AMSK8R:
ALL IN FAVOR OF BANNING, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND.
OH LOOK, EVERYONE RAISED. BUH BYE, HAVE A NICE BAN.
FLAMINGDINNER:
I'LL BE BACK FAGGOTS JUST YOU SEE
THUNDERDOME WILL DIE AND I'LL MAKE HISTORY!!!!!!
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by lex luger June 4th 2015, 9:15 pm
so i take it you lose rt?
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by alyaza June 4th 2015, 9:19 pm
ya and i dont care cuz rap a shit anyways
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by salty June 5th 2015, 12:36 am
h-hey guise its me the REAL rt here im gonna be filling in for the FAKER who said i dont want to rap!!
yo yo my name is rtcity
cops come into my house they say its r-t-shitty
cops take my computer away i say its quite a pity
umm cuz my name is rtcity
my little pony is my faves
i wear neon at my gay pony raves
i smoke weed and break the law
ponies are the only thing in my life at all
so fuck you zac u ruined otthunderdome
you ruined that shit that we call a home
you think anthro is easy on the eyes
but to me a sexy gryphon is my only prize
yo yo my name is rtcity
cops come into my house they say its r-t-shitty
cops take my computer away i say its quite a pity
umm cuz my name is rtcity
my little pony is my faves
i wear neon at my gay pony raves
i smoke weed and break the law
ponies are the only thing in my life at all
so fuck you zac u ruined otthunderdome
you ruined that shit that we call a home
you think anthro is easy on the eyes
but to me a sexy gryphon is my only prize
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by salty June 5th 2015, 12:38 am
wow rt you fuckin KILLED IT
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by lex luger June 5th 2015, 2:32 am
THE ROAST OF RTCITY
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Re: "an open rap-battle invitation to RTcity"
by cherrypopper214 February 13th 2016, 10:09 pm
rt to never challenge the rap GOD
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