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Re: tumbler shop lifting fandom
i never shoplifted because im not a fucking isis-loving thief
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i shoplifted a million dollar tv and got out of the store like it aint no thang and no one noticed
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isis 4 lyfe
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What If You Get Caught?
Okay, so all of us experienced lifters out there have either had some really close calls or have actually been caught. But what do you do if you’re caught?
Here I’ll post some options that you can think about ahead of time.
1. If you’re caught stealing a few small items for $10 or under and you don’t have a magnet on you, simply play dumb. Most companies won’t even fine you for stealing items $10 and under. Cry a little, play if off like your life is hectic and you barely pay attention to things anymore. Say you put it in your purse or pocket because you literally weren’t paying attention. Chances are you’ll be let go.
2. Pretend to have a severe mental disorder and to not understand what LP is saying when they question/detain you. This technique works only in certain conditions:
a. You cannot have a hook/magnet/tape/scissors found on your person. Obviously if any one of these items are found, it is clear that the act of theft was premeditated. A mentally challenged person would not be capable of this.
b. You must act the part. Go on youtube and observe people’s behavior who are mentally insane or challenged. When apprehended, mimic their actions and allude to your imaginary friends or voices.
c. Get rid of credit cards, car keys, or any other items in your purse which indicate that you are in fact a functioning human. The only thing that should be in your purse is a huge sheet of paper with an “emergency” number written on it. Then you must get a friend to partake in the act and to agree to write their number on the paper. Just in case you get caught, ell you friend that if security calls this number, the friend must tell them that you are his/her daughter or son and that you are mentally challenged. Have the friend tell security they are so sorry and that you will be picking up your child soon. This may save you and convince security to let you go.
If you’re mentally insane or mentally challenged, it’s immoral for you to undergo prosecution for actions in which arguably, you cannot be held accountable. I know this technique may offend some people, but speaking from first hand experience, it can save your ass in a very high stakes situation. ONLY USE THIS WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO FALL BACK ON. I was apprehended at target two years ago with almost $300 of stuff in my purse. Luckily I acted the part and was released because of this method.
3. Make a run for it. If you run out of the store’s parking lots you are technically no longer on their property and you cannot be held liable.
*this is all roleplay*
Re: tumbler shop lifting fandom
they're literally communists
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also i've never shoplifted, i think
i say "i think" cause i have memory issues so i cant remember jack shit from my early years (i don't have a memory disorder though)
i can recall bits and pieces of it, but they're mostly horrible memories
i say "i think" cause i have memory issues so i cant remember jack shit from my early years (i don't have a memory disorder though)
i can recall bits and pieces of it, but they're mostly horrible memories
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Stalin's repressed memories of being a CIA mind control test subject.
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http://cishetwhiteoppressor.wordpress.com/2015/05/29/shoplifting-bloggers-exposed
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did you know that tumblr has a meth community? i didn't know that tumblr had a meth community, but it has a meth community
one of these days i hope yahoo drops the h-bomb on everybody and just says "fuck it we're rebuilding this whole thing from the ground up" because there is no hope for tumblr in its current state if it harbors people who think it's fashionable to do hard drugs
- spoilered for potentially objectionable "tweaker" "porn" even though this shit is pretty mild:
one of these days i hope yahoo drops the h-bomb on everybody and just says "fuck it we're rebuilding this whole thing from the ground up" because there is no hope for tumblr in its current state if it harbors people who think it's fashionable to do hard drugs
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although i dont personally have a problem with that since all it does is negatively impact and/or remove the stupid people who do that shit from the gene pool and therefore make things slightly better for the rest of us
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update on the list i compiled (strikes indicate URLs that no longer exist/have content)
http://laceylifter.tumblr.com/
http://greenlifter.tumblr.com/
http://qtliftbabe.tumblr.com/
http://liftybunny.tumblr.com/
http://i-lifted-that-bra.tumblr.com/
http://niftylifter.tumblr.com/
http://goldenlifter.tumblr.com/
http://stealingyoupretty.tumblr.com/
http://liftedmartini.tumblr.com/
http://seniorliftis.tumblr.com/
http://fairylifter.tumblr.com/
http://lolitalifting.tumblr.com/
http://lalalifters.tumblr.com/
http://niftylifter.tumblr.com/
http://liftmycity.tumblr.com/
http://cosmic-love-lifter.tumblr.com/
http://i-stole-pluto.tumblr.com/
http://lavish-lifting.tumblr.com/
http://midget-lifter.tumblr.com/
http://liftwhiskey.tumblr.com/
http://snowylifter.tumblr.com/
http://lilbabylifter.tumblr.com/
http://queerlifter.tumblr.com/
http://liftingthief.tumblr.com/
http://-dollkin-.tumblr.com/
http://liftess.tumblr.com/
http://liftingthemoon.tumblr.com/
http://sticky-penguin.tumblr.com/
http://lana-del-lift.tumblr.com/
http://luftlift.tumblr.com/
http://shoplifty.tumblr.com/
http://alienlifts.tumblr.com/
http://liftingkittytiger.tumblr.com/
http://pink-lifter.tumblr.com/ (know this was a move)
http://uglylifter.tumblr.com/
http://2lifters.tumblr.com/
http://awkwardly-kinda-lifting.tumblr.com/
http://princessklepto.tumblr.com/
http://missy-liftr.tumblr.com/
http://adorablyliftingthings.tumblr.com/
http://lifttfil.tumblr.com/
http://lift-thrift.tumblr.com/
http://teenliftingqueen.tumblr.com/
http://kelpielyftr.tumblr.com/
http://i-came-i-saw-i-lifted.tumblr.com/
http://spookylifting.tumblr.com/
look at that fucking attrition rate, jesus
http://i-lifted-that-bra.tumblr.com/
http://stealingyoupretty.tumblr.com/
http://liftedmartini.tumblr.com/
http://lolitalifting.tumblr.com/
http://lalalifters.tumblr.com/
http://liftmycity.tumblr.com/
http://cosmic-love-lifter.tumblr.com/
http://i-stole-pluto.tumblr.com/
http://lavish-lifting.tumblr.com/
http://liftwhiskey.tumblr.com/
http://lilbabylifter.tumblr.com/
http://queerlifter.tumblr.com/
http://liftingthief.tumblr.com/
http://-dollkin-.tumblr.com/
http://liftingthemoon.tumblr.com/
http://sticky-penguin.tumblr.com/
http://lana-del-lift.tumblr.com/
http://shoplifty.tumblr.com/
http://liftingkittytiger.tumblr.com/
http://uglylifter.tumblr.com/
http://2lifters.tumblr.com/
http://princessklepto.tumblr.com/
http://missy-liftr.tumblr.com/
http://lifttfil.tumblr.com/
http://lift-thrift.tumblr.com/
http://teenliftingqueen.tumblr.com/
http://i-came-i-saw-i-lifted.tumblr.com/
http://spookylifting.tumblr.com/
look at that fucking attrition rate, jesus
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over the span of less than a month, 26% of the URLs on the list have been deleted, moved, or stopped being used
that's fucking ridiculous
that's fucking ridiculous
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"anti-tweakers"
WTF BROS WHATS UP WITH THESE "ANTI-MURDERERS" ITS MY RIGHT TO KILL PEOPLE AND RAPE THEIR CORPSES smh
WTF BROS WHATS UP WITH THESE "ANTI-MURDERERS" ITS MY RIGHT TO KILL PEOPLE AND RAPE THEIR CORPSES smh
Re: tumbler shop lifting fandom
tumblr also has a serial killer fandom, and it's actually pretty big
and disgusting
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that looks like its sarcastic as fuck there's no way that's serious it's just nerds being EDGEEvinka wrote:
tumblr also has a serial killer fandom, and it's actually pretty big
and disgusting
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http://fuckyeahdylanklebold.tumblr.com/post/120487823011/dzhokhar93-iamgreca-massacreofthechildren
either it's serious or it's being taken seriously by people who like serial killers and are serious
either it's serious or it's being taken seriously by people who like serial killers and are serious
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SIGNAL BOOST: innocent person of color jailed for trying to feed his family
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